English Bulldog

Tank

He's stubborn, affectionate, lazy, comical, and loyal.

6 years old

The Rebels The Gremlin Founding Member

Maximum chaos, minimum movement. Only activates for food, belly rubs, and targeted mischief.

About Tank

Tank is the sweetest, most comical little bulldog you'll ever meet. With his wrinkly face, stubborn personality, and hilarious habit of snoring louder than a truck, he's the perfect lazy companion. Whether he's curled up for a nap or refusing to walk past the neighbor's cat, Tank's affectionate nature and goofy antics are sure to melt your heart.

Snores louder than a truck

Refuses to walk past the neighbor's cat

Sits on the smallest dog bed in the house

Licks the floor after meals for 10 minutes

Sleeps with all four legs straight up in the air

At a Glance

stubborn affectionate lazy comical loyal

Loves

napping, eating, short walks, and belly rubs

Not a fan of

exercise, stairs, or hot weather

SIZE

medium

COAT

short

COLOR

brindle

FEATURES

underbite, wrinkled face, stocky build

Storybook

Tank's Story

12 pages · 5 chapters

Their storybook is a battle of wills fought from the couch. Pillow theft, strategic food positioning, passive-aggressive eye contact. The human negotiates for their own furniture.

Read Tank's Story